New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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