Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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