We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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