Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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