But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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