we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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