I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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