It's just like the Real World with babies
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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