remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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