let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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