where does the pee come out of this thing
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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