If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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