Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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