quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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