I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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