Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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