What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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