I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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