THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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