So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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