At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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