Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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