So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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