we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I supernannyed him into submission
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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