i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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