He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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