Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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