I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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