did you get engaged???
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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