Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
This is the high leading the old right now
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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