Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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