; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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