I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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