does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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