y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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