would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
