Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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