I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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