He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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