careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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