Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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