Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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