I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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