Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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