I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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