What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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