But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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