i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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