Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My vagina is officially offended.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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