this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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