I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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