fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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