Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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