its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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