yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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