is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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