New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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