I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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