are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
No...this little piggys going to the bar
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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